CRATE VTX350H STACK WIT GX412S CAB – STRAIGHT SAVAGE, LOUD AF, & BUILT TO WRECK YO NEIGHBORHOOD
Aight listen up — dis here Crate half stack done been through tha streets, dawg. I rocked on it, passed out on it, pissed on it, got freaky on it, and this muthafukka still scream louder than ya baby mama in a court case. This dat VTX350H head wit a GX412S 4x12 cab, pushin’ out 350 watts of straight felony-level volume, ya feel me?
It got 3 channels, but lemme keep it a hunnid — I only used one. Cuz dat ONE bring the funkin' thunder, straight up. Like yo grandma ridin’ a Harley through a church choir. Effects? Shiiiit, I don’t even know if they work and I don’t give a damn. You playin’ metal, not serenadin’ no middle school prom. If you lookin’ for reverb, go talk to yo pastor.
This cab got four 12" cones ready to slap yo spine into next week. It ain’t pretty — got scratches, dents, a little funk in the corners — but this muthafukka talks dirty and hits HARD. It’s the type o' amp that don’t ask no questions, just catch a body. Pull up, plug in, and let this thing throw fists through your pickups.
You lookin’ at Marshalls? Naw man, that’s for dudes who play clean and sip tea. This here for cats who wanna wake the block, shake the paint off the walls, and make yo landlord cry. Real talk, you need decibels? I gotchu. You need tone? It got that Crate snarl, like a junkyard pitbull wit a toothache.
Come blast this thing in Centereach or I’ll bring it to you, long as you ain’t too far. But yo — when we crank it? Best believe ears gon’ bleed, alarms gon’ trip, and the cops gon’ roll through lookin’ confused.
This dat real shit. No fluff, no polish. Just rage in a box. You ready or nah?
